Favorite Phrases

Here is my collection (yes, u can collect these) of favorite phrases. I got these phrases from either me, my friends, or some one famous. It doesn't matter where it came from tho. I will give credit to whoever said it. Unless I don't know.

1. A person's a person no matter how small. -Dr. Seuss
2. A picture is worth a thousand words. -???
3. If it hurts, don't do it again. -???
4. Kickmybuttians. -Sam Fredericks in Otherland
5. Peaches look like fuzzy buttts. -me
6. I'm old, I'm ugly, an I won't take none of your crap! -substitute science teacher, 8th grade
7. How long can two people talk about nothing? -Jonathan Frakes
8. I never met a chocolate I didn't like. -Marina Sirtis
9. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -voice of Hal, 2001: A Space Odyssey
10. Oh no! My fish is swimming sideways! He's about to diewayz! -Katie Cooley
11. There's poop in the sink! -Katie Cooley
12. Look out for the bogeyman up your butt! -me
13. Shmmmmm!!! -Katie Cooley
14. Oh no! There's a doorknob on the floor! -me and Katie Cooley
15. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! -me and Katie Cooley
16. Oh no! Ozzita iz a niphead! (you niphead!!!) -me and Katie Cooley
17. Tinkeler Bell! -me
18. Aahh! My phone flew away! -me
19. There's an ant on your butthole! -me
20. Geo party! -me
21. You're so smart, your boogers are brainz. -me
22. Maybe you and I are just too choosy. We're looking for a custom fit in and off the rack world. -Hawkeye Pierce
23. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! -Hawkeye Pierce
24. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -Sidney(?) Freedman
25. Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing misson, to explore new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to bodly go where no one has gone before. -Jean-Luc Picard

Holy crapola. Again. Wow, I need to work on this. I'm just gonna kinda... start down here O.o And these are in no specific order, and there may be repeats of the above ones.

• I am a Ranger. We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no-one may pass. We live for the One. We die for the One.
• It's like I always say: You can get more with a kind word and a 2-by-4 than you can with just a kind word.
• Here's looking at you, kid.
• We'll always have Paris.
• I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
• Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics:
• 1) A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
• 2) A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
• 3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
• A Vorlon said understanding is a three edged sword: your side, their side - and the truth.
• See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
• Who are you?
• Garibaldi: "He lying, I can tell!"
  Sinclair: "Everyone lies Michael. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they did not do. The guilty lie because they don't have any other choice. Find out *why* he is lying, and the rest will take care of itself."
• The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
• Londo (sings): "'You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your whole self in, and you turn yourself about. You do the Hokey Pokey, you give a little shout. And that's what it's all about!' -- It doesn't *mean* anything. I have been studying it for seven days! I had the computer analyse it! I swear to you, It does not mean a thing!!"
  Delenn: "We've come at a bad time, haven't we..."
  Londo: "No, not at all. Here sit, I'll make some hot Jalla..."
  Draal: "I rather enjoyed the song--"
  Delenn: "Don't tell him."
  Draal: "You're sure?"
  Delenn: "Trust me."
• The true secrets, the important things. 14 words to make someone fall in love with you forever. 7 words to make them go without pain, or say good-bye to a friend who is dying. How to be poor. How to be rich. How to rediscover dreams when the world has stolen them.
• Delenn: "We do not have cats on Minbar, we have gogs."
  Sheridan: "Gogs?"
  Delenn: "Gogs. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."
• Morden: "What do you want?"
  Vir: "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I'd look up at your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"
• Abso-fragging-lutely damn it.
• Ivanova: "I am not letting them leave without saying yes."
  Marcus: "Really? How do you propose stopping them? Perhaps a big red and white sign with the word 'stop' on it?? I'll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the ancient Vorlon god Boogee--"
  Ivanova: "--That's it!"
  Marcus: "Fine. I'll get a bucket."
  Ivanova: "No, I meant the Vorlons! Open a comm channel, now!"
• you not a pain in the ass.. is like a day without my pops.. and i don't even eat corn pops..